Abitter–when I am too lazy to blog and desperate for rant.

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Since I am running outta space here. Read Abitter on the link below.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100003824175652&sk=wall

(You have to have an Orkut id to read my scrapbook)

http://www.orkut.com/Main#Profile?rl=pv&uid=17079692787245331702

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18th March 2012 (1:20AM)

A girl: ABIDA, in shalwar kameez today? WOW.
Me: NAHIII, Pehlay bhi pehan kar achuki … ek….du….dafa…hmm.

You are not popular. You are just easy to get and available for everyone.

May be we should send you on the border instead, dushman tumari nose dakhtay he tabah o barbad. Tada.

She thought now nothing could hurt her. She wanted to feel happy. Except that she couldn’t.
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13th March 2012 (1:22 AM)

May be there is no light at the end of the tunnel, but a mirage.

Sometimes, even hope loses all the hopes.

Universe is fast on give and take game when the field is all negative. However, when the field is otherwise, it wouldnt even care to show up.
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12th March 2012 (3:31 AM)

And just when I thought summers were on us, god decided to show what a god he is, and said: Let there be cold today. And there was *&^&^%%$@!#$%^&*()@#$%^&*()@#$%^&ING COLD.

UF the hardest thing when guests are over is to talk. One hour is for kia karay ho and likes. Second yeh khayena and likes. And third yea… umm… uh… OH JARAY HAI? THORI DEER AUR BETHAY NA…errrrrr. May god give you enough courage to survive through another hr.

What is it called when your mouth is tired after having an “struggled” conversation?

I wish I had a friend who I have known since long, like my mother does. Wait… I had some, but broke up with them BECAUSE I had known them …since long.

Sometimes I wish the world were a playground, and I were sitting in the pavilion, spectating others’ live. So that I would know every reason behind the stubborn greys, that aren’t there because there were a lack of melanin, the wrinkled skin, that isn’t there because UVA and UVB rays have finally won after all these years and dowager’s hump, that isn’t there due to the weak bones.

Every problem has a solution, WHEN you got nothing to do with the problem.

You develop an unconscious everything-should-be-alright-for-them feeling, for those who you have seen since you opened you eyes.
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9th March 2012 (12:20 AM)

One of those days when you look at calender and shout: CHANGE MY LIFE.

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5th March 2012 (1:54 AM )

Went to meet Dadi today. Her wrinkled face, grey hair and toothless smile made me realize that stories aren’t confined to books. They are walking , talking and breathing around us. We just have to take a step forward, and embrace them.

If I have a son, I wish I have one just like my father. Whose face winces, eyes go red and who gasps whenever I talk about how desparately I want to go to Jannat ul Firdous (IF there is one that is, and IF I think I will be going there , THAT IS ).

Thank god I don’t suffer from I-will-have-the-last-word syndrome. Keeps sanity and ego intact.
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4th March 2012 (12:19 AM)

Inallilah e wa inhaliah rajioon Humsafer.

Arz Kia hai
Hogaya Khatam Humafer,
Hogaya Khatam Humsafer,
Allah tera shuker, Allah tera shuker.

While handing me a hard copy, My cutely shveetly lubly crush takes his hands back and forward several times with a big grin… Aweeeeeeeeeee…!!! I couldn’t figure for hours, how to get back both the corner of my lips from ears, to their right place! SHAMELESSLY CRUSHED.

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1st March 2012 (1:39 am)

Good bye winters, thanks for not being as brutal as I expected you to be.

Come sunshine. Slowly and gently.

Thank you Feb for ending on a nice note. I like you more now.

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25th Feb 2012 (1:14 AM )

Today is gonna be hell busy.

Yesterday 24th Feb 2012: Why are you so insecure about yourself Abida?
Me: How can I not be :D

A fellow: *Looks at my crush* *Sighs*
I say: He is SO cool na?
She: Yes, just awesome.
Me: YES AWESOME. SO NONCHALANT. HEAVY PERSONALITY. SO CHILLAX AND STRONG PRESENCE. AND UF SO RUGGED LOOKS. YOU KNOW HE WAS IN THE ARMY.
She: Yeah. I hate stuck ups. I wish I get a guy like him.
Me in my heart: I wish I get him.
She continues: And his wife has so much attitude.
Me : And you have to spoil my mood.
She: WHAT?
Me: Umm… I mean… Woh… LOOK AT HIM … HE IS SMILING. AWEEEEEEEEEE WHAT AN ENCHANTING SMILE…

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18th Feb 2012

Met my current crush’s wife. He held her hand and introduced us to her. SHOOOO SHVEET.

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16th Feb 2012

Why Feb is passing so fast?
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6th Feb 2012

While calling yourself the luckiest person in the world, you might also add “for the next 5 mins”. You DO know your bf/gf diss towards you is as frequent as earthquakes in California and you might as well, go back to your dark and depressing statuses.

Sir: Abida you speak with such authority and conviction that I go like “Oh now I have to do it because she said.”
Me in my heart: I hope I get a husband who thinks and behaves this way. Zindagi se pir koi shiqwa nai.

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5th Feb 2012

Arz kia hai,
Ek he sift mai kharay hogayee Burgers and bankababs,
Humsafer se kardiya sub ka ek he hisab.

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1st Feb 2012

I LOVE LOVE LOVE FEB.

I think, Never in my life have I fear anything as much as I have feared this Blazer http://www.stoneagejeans.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=67_116_244&products_id=1238 to be put on sale.

I am going to implant bombs in all stoneage stores, start a massive hate campaign against their brand and will go to any extent to take them down, IF THEY EVER EVER EVER DARE TO PUT THIS ARTICLE ON SALE ….!!!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned,
When the thing’s, she paid a fortune for, tag says, SALE IS ON.

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28th Jan 2012 (9:22 pm)

A tough start with a happy ending, makes a legendary story.

PAKISTAN WON WON WON …. OH WON.

Friend: Abida you can’t adapt.
Me: Hmm “polite smile”
Friend: Is that a yes?
Me: I dont know I cant adapt!
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28th Jan 2012 (3:16 AM)

Quite an interesting day it was.
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26th Jan 2012 ( 12:44 am)

Had a haircut today, ANOTHER reason to die.

99% males on the planet earth and beyond, love long hair. And my father stands alone in the 1% circle.

Hair yesterday, gone today, and mourn tomorrow.
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24th Jan 2012

What if is better than damn it.

One month of the year: Grilled by every possible person around, and even by those who were IMPOSSIBLE.

2012 PUH-LEEZ BE NICE TO ME. Don’t you know I have a thing for GOOD ENDINGS?

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22nd Jan 2012

The awkward moment when you stalk your crush’s wife, at Facebook.

Sometimes, I wish I had a sister. And rest of the times, I THANK SO MUCH GOD, for NOT giving me one.
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21st Jan 2012

That feeling when you are exhausted and sleepy, sitting with your head down alone in a room and your crush comes in, and cheerfully chants : WAKIE WAKIE…

People from real world: iEXISTS. .iEXISTS. ON THE INTERNET. AND OTHERWISE.iEXIT.

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17th Jan 2012

Kash ey dukhi facebook/twitter ki insaniyat, tum logon ki life tumaray status ki tarhan deep/dark/depressed hojayee, tey fir maja ayee. (Ameen)

Got grilled by Sir in front of everyone yesterday–snapping fingers, spinning my head, AND closing my eyes to pretend that it never happened, and the &&^^%#@@^%&()*)(((^^&R%#@&**()(*&^%$ people didn’t dish the dirt when I left the room.

Sir: Abida kuch burra tu nai laga?

Sure, you grilled me, made me agitated and frustrated, I WAS ON THE BRINK OF TEARS. AND YEA KUCH NAHI TU NAI LAGA.
Me: No Sir, kuch burra nai laga *Innocent smile*

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15th Jan 2012

Do Facebookers(?) realize that when they are hitting “like” button on some horrendous news deOplorable news, they are LIKING it? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THERE IS A COMMENT BAR RIGHT BELOW THE “LIKE” , USE IT TO SHOW THE WORLD YOUR SENTIMENTS REGARDING THE NEWS. HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE, FOR YOUR OWN SAKE.

Is it only me or does this —-> ” :( ” really come across as superficial and bogus when people use it to convey their condolence?

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10th Jan 2012

Sir: Abida where is your cheerful personality today?
An idiot: Umm… do emos have one?

As much as oh-have-a-complicated-relationship-with-parents, sounds chic in theory/status/blog, it bloody ^&^&^^%$$#%&^*(^^%$$##@$%&*(*_)(() in real life, know this

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8th Jan 2011.

So now even Orkut doesn’t want me to stay there.

Day before yesterday, I was hit my Orkut’s premature facebook side, and it intoxicated me with flakiness.

I wanna die, after Orkut, my life is purposeless.

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4th Jan 2012– 9:21 pm.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH GOD? I MEAN SERIOUSLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????????????????????
WHY MY PRAYERS ARE BEING ANSWERED?
Is God confusing ME with someone else?

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4th Jan 2012

FINALLY, I premiered the facebook-family-wedding-pics-shodapana.

Which is harder ? To be unloved or to be unneeded?
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28th Dec 2011

This cold will kill me. * I hear you all say Ameen? *

3 days to new year, I am STILL hopeful for the miracle.

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24th Dec 2011

So now we know what IK means when he speaks about CHANGE… It means, EVERY politician would be CHANGING his/her party with PTI.

And the SAAANG that breaks the record of TITANIC SONG for being the most crappiest, lousiest and yuckiest , IS…WHY THIS KOLEVERI.

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19th Dec 2011

Logged in to FB today and well, FB ALWAYS give me a chance to utter these symbols…#^$#%#@%@%^&^&**&*^^%$$#@!@!#$%$%^^%^$#$#@##@%$%$^$^&&&^%%$$##@@!!()()*&^%%$$$# YOU NEW FACEBOOK TIMELINE.!!!

damn! Damn! DAMN! So I facebook stalked someone today… And damn! Damn! DAMN! She has the most MOTA-EST nose in the whole wide world… BALKAYYY… GALAXY…

BLOGGERS , PLEASE DO NAAAAT PUT YOUR PICS ON DISPLAY. Because then you will be unwanted, of least significance and trash in your virtual life TOO. Don’t let your image be broken…at least NOT by the way you LOOK.

Ek he tu jaga hai internet , jahan we bloggers can glorify our loser-ness(?) and ugly-ness and get appreciated FOR it… yehan apni pic laga kar apnay shakal jaisay paon par AXE NAI MARAIN. Thank you very much.

What is IRONY? Irony is when you twitter stalk who you just had facebook stalked and the “being stalked” in her a few days ago tweets, thwarts about stalking someone who turns out to be ugly!

Murphy’s law: When anyone has ugly in her/his screen name, chance are s/he IS ugly.

I take a pledge to NEVER EVER put my pic on display because I RESPECT people’s imagination. So why break it? Huh.
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17th Dec 2011

She’s looking at people wishing for the best things happen to them, makes her wince, for they have hopes. While she is still waiting for the life to happen to her!

She can see there is light at the end of the tunnel but her car has broken down.

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11th Dec 2011

So, finally… I have entered in the facebook with whole pariwar territory (FWWPT).

First thing my cousin asks after finding me on FB, why I don’t believe in any religion. And first thing comes in my mind, Abida what were you thinking when you wrote may be we won’t be able to see 2013? I don’t know about the rest of the world, but I think I won’t be. Good bye world, it was NOT nice knowing you.

My name is Syeda and I am not a muslim.

MY will: Yeh blog jo meray janay kay baad National Museum mai rakha jaye.

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7th Dec 2011

I want this year to end in a memorable note.

You never know, MAY BE, we’ll never see 2013.
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5th Dec 2011

Contrary to the popular belief … I think Facebook is actually for uninspired , drab and pretentious people whose self respect only depend on the comments they get on the shamming depressive and “deep” status and their photoshop-ed pics.

Everyone likes to show their life is OH SO HAPPENING …at FACEBOOK.

Everyone is such – good- buddies at Facebook.

Three wars of the world: Great War, Second World War and Facebook War.

I am SO deep at Facebook.

I am SO beautiful at Facebook.

Twitter is for Pseudo intAllectuals where everyone is trying to prove themselves witty with their boring and trite and human anatomy and things to do with it expletive jokes and can read 100 of articles per day.

Laugh , Laugh, Laugh cause I just use plethora of human anatomy and things to do with it expletives in my sentence.

Oh I am SO witty because I use plethora of human anatomy and things to do with it expletives every time I speak.

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1st Dec 2011

Either I have forgotten how to mingle with homo sapiens or they have forgotten my existence.

A long December and there’s reason to believe , may be this will be better than the last.

I realized today that not only I can laugh at anything and everything but also at nothing.
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26th Nov 2011

Ammi kal relatives ko dewat khilari hain. Aur aj mujay dant.

Ammi: Kuch nai ata jata tumme, hath banatay ki koi umeed nai. Susral jao gi tu kia karo gi?

Me: Kuch nai karon gi.

Ammi: Pir batayee gay tumaray achi tarhan susral walay.

Me: Haan. At start they will make my hubby slap me, then punch me, then beat the hell out of me, then they will join his club and mob attack me on daily basis. And one fine day, they will come up with a news that they have found another girl for my hubby so I can leave. And when I wont, they would drag me into the kitchen, pour petrol on me and set me alight. And I will, with my pic, be in the newspapers the following day.

Ammi: SUNIYEEE , DAKHIYEE ISS KO YEH KIA BOLAY JARAHI HAI , SAMJAYEE ISAY, DIMAGH KHARAB HOGAYA HAI ISS KA.

Me: Mai karon tu sala, character dhela hai.

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25th Nov 2011

Life on the internet is SO easier. You can be invisible, block and report spam. In real life, you try doing it and the joke is on you.

Going to a new place, is like getting married. You adjust, you compromise, you ignore and you see certain peoples’ faces and say Astaghfirullah azeeman lazi laillaha ellahhuwa al hayul kayum wa’ tubu ilaihay.

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21st Nov 2011

Jiss ne aj (20th Nov 2011) ka match nai vikhaya o thay jamiya he nai.

Juno: Afridi jaise 4 players aur hon tu 5 he zorarat he nai.
Me: Afridi ager khudi aisa ho har match mai tu KESSI AUR PLAYER ki zarorat he nai :P.
Qn sahi kaha na ? :P

*Abi mail*
WT*&&*^^$$##@#@#$#$%%^r(^&&^(*&^)* One of my fav celeb couple Ashton and Demi call it QUITS.
As it happens, Ashton cheated on Demi for Sara leal who, despite being in her 20s, doesnt look half as good as Demi who is in her late 40s. WT*^&&*^&%^$%$#$#$#%^*&*(&&*&^&*^%^$%$#%#

Man, infidelity thy middle name.
Learn something from your doppelgänger (read: dog)
and have some shame.

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19th Nov 2011

Hey campus diva, everyday new top haan? Not bottoms? wohi du jeans? What did you expect? Girls would be green of your new tops and would not smirk at your 513545th times repeated bottoms?

I am a shallow shallow girl, in this shallow shallow world. So be done with your deep thoughts already!
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15th Nov 2011

Lub quiz result.

You are a bit of an idealist when it comes to love, and you want to be with a partner who appreciates romance as much as you do.
You know you’ve found your soulmate when you’re with someone you’d die for. You believe in sacrificing everything for true love, if necessary.

A simple “I love you,” kiss, or even look can sweep you off your feet. You tend to get lost in the moment.
You believe in happy endings, and you’re looking for a prince or princess willing to ride off into the sunset with you.

When you’re in love, you’re brimming with emotions and desire.
For you, love can be a crazy frenzy – but somehow it all makes sense.
Love is the most important thing to you. You are capable of doing anything for love.
(This makes you very lovable… but also a little scary!)

Why your love can last: You’ve got the true attraction, bond, and euphoria to make it happen.

Why your love can fail: Love isn’t something you really think through. Your roller coaster relationships sometimes end on a terrifying note.

—Should I believe ^^^^ THIS? Just because it sounds fancy?—

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14th Nov 2011

All the 900 rats eater cats and dogs, be done with your Hajj stories and dps already. Haan bhai hajj kar kay ehsan kitta hum par.

Arrey Abida , yeh kia hai yaar yehan ek bhi nai milra aur uss ko dakh, uss ka yeh 5th BF hai. *To me, said the aj-kal-kay-zamanay ki mAAdarn aurat in me.*

Arrey Nahi, Come on. She is not easy like her. She’s too exclusive to be dating just for the fun sake. *To the aj-kal-kay-zamanay ki mAAdarn aurat, said the catty-massi-musibatay in me*

Khekhekhekhekhekhe. Yeah right. *to aj-kal-kay-zamanay ki mAAdarn aurat and the catty-massi-musibatay, said that excruciatingly ugly woman in the mirror*
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9th Nov 2011

Do you realize that in Nikah time, the dulhan only nods and it’s the Mullah who says “qabool hai.”

I never said it while you were here, but believe it or not , I always wanted to say that you were the most handsome bakra I have ever seen. *Me while eating brain masala*
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6th Nov 2011

Good girls go to heaven, naughty girls go everywhere.
Ugly girls sit on fb and twitter and post here and there.

Stop glorifying singleton and fooling others and yourself. We all know your ex treated you like crap and dump the filth out of you!

meray jaan say pyaray laj dularay bakray.

I know, I KNOW, after three days onwards, I am going to be so embarrassed about the above abit.