Hello to all you beautiful (if not on the outside, at least on the inside) people out there. I know, it’s been a long long looooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg time that I am interacting with you all. Life is busy, and so is me. And even when I am not, I have mastered the art to at least look busy. AND it’s not working. So that should explain why I am here.
Yeah. Another post full of my whines, how-unfairly-life-is-treating-me and all that kinda stuff. So, why should you read this post? Well, you shouldn’t.
Or maybe you can. If you are one of those who take solace in others’ misery. As it happens, I am one of those. But I can’t find a blog like mine (trust me I didn’t say it in a bragging sort of way). But you have (again, not bragging). Congratulations.
So, it’s been two years that I have worked here. And despite having whatever little moments I had, I feel I have achieved nothing. Sounds like you have read this at this blog like a million of times? I KNOW. Some things are constant.
Like I still believe that I am here for a bigger purpose, to make a difference and to leave a mark. And if not, then at least, I am here for at least one award acceptance speech, even if it is at the Golden Raspberry Awards. *Go figure*
Since I were a kid, I have seen myself looking very pretty of course, but also, walking down the aisle, while everyone is clapping and cheering for me and deliver a memorable speech. How cool is that.
You know, if I were speaking all this in real, there would be an awkward silence. But since, I am not; we can all pretend that this indeed IS cool.
Speaking of cool, I recently bought iPhone 6, Gold. And it is REALLY cool, and awesome and so rad. I have received an enormous amount of attention with a pinch of jealousy. I get this-is-beauty-and-so-cool with a but on it. And it is totally cool with me because I get this on me too. Teehee. I am a showoff because I can afford it. Never apologize for who you are, unless you are hahaha, nah just don’t.
So anyways, I was saying I have been extremely busy…
Is that boring? Trust me, I want to blame it all on creative inertia and all those fancy words, but then it will take up all the space I want to use for the latest gossip at my office. So, here,
SOMEBODY GOT FIRED. AND NO, DESPITE MY PREDICTION, IT IS NOT ME.
Save it. I have already mentioned that I take solace in others’ misery. And especially when it is someone who was at my karma-list.
I know I know, it looks bad, I LOOKS BADZZ but then, world is bad, therefore, I am bad, and I want someone really bad, are you really bad? O’well, don’t get any fancy idea… that is just my favorite pick up line that went with the flow.
But I have to say, out of all the terminations after I got here, this one is the only that didn’t made me panicky, nervous or sad. May be a little surprised, because it was a little unexpected.
This just-got-fired-person was one of the bosses, or so he thought and professed he was here. He would boss everyone around. As per him, he would boss the boss around. I never saw him arguing a case, but he told me that he has won many cases, but he doesn’t like telling anyone unlike others.
So, when he got fired, the first thing came into my mind was to tell R (kindly check my previous blog entries to know his full story) about it. Because you see, when R got fired, He, the person on my karma list (hereinafter: Mr. OMKL) was most happy about, bashed R and said that he deserved it. So, the other day when I was coming out of a court room, I ran into R. And guess what’s the first thing he asked me, how is Mr. OMKL? Haha, and no prizes to guess what I answered.
However, to my surprised, R did not celebrate it…as much. In fact, no one at my office did…as much, despite knowing that Mr. OMKL never supported anyone here and always complained to Boss about everybody, showed happiness. If anything, they talked about bringing him back, on old-itarian (if anything of that sort exists, or ever will) grounds. Mr. OMKL was (is?) in his 70s. It’s hard to find a job at this age. Mr. OMKL would claim he is not valued as he should be for his experience and competence though, and this office cannot function without him. Well it does.
And despite that, people are sympathizing with him, and want him back.
Perks of being an oldie gold oldie.
So, anyways as I have already made quite clear that I don’t want him here. But things don’t… NEVER go as I want them to be. I started writing this blog post 3 days ago, and left it incomplete as you know I have learned the art of pretending to be busy…so anyways, today, he’s back.
And I am back to where I was… after my few days of happiness.